I dialed a number and got the following recording:
'I am not available right now, but Thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the
Beep. If I do not return your call, You are one of the changes.'
~~~~~
( I LOVE THIS ONE! )
My wife and I had words, But I didn't get to use mine.
~~~~~
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
~~~~~
>Blessed are those who can give without remembering
And take without forgetting..
~~~~
The irony of life is that, by the time You're old enough to know your way
around you're not going anywhere. ( this one is me)
~~~~~
God made man before woman so as to give him time to think
Of an answer for her first question.
~~~~~
I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.
~~~~~
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
'I am not available right now, but Thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the
Beep. If I do not return your call, You are one of the changes.'
~~~~~
( I LOVE THIS ONE! )
My wife and I had words, But I didn't get to use mine.
~~~~~
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
~~~~~
>Blessed are those who can give without remembering
And take without forgetting..
~~~~
The irony of life is that, by the time You're old enough to know your way
around you're not going anywhere. ( this one is me)
~~~~~
God made man before woman so as to give him time to think
Of an answer for her first question.
~~~~~
I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.
~~~~~
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
