Edited far before I got it...pussies.
- “I have a disease? ********. I cured it with my brain.”
- "I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total *******’ rock star from Mars."
- “If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you’d be like, ‘Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this *******!’ "It fires in a way that’s maybe not from, uh… this terrestrial realm.”
- "I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that’s how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go."
- “I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.”
- “It’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I don’t have time for these clowns.”
- “I’m sorry man, I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps."
- "I’m an F-18, bro.”
- "I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
- "The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children."
- "The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning.”
- "I'm bi-winning."
- “Wow. What does that mean? I’m bi-WINNING.”
- “Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didn’t make the rules. Oops!”
- "I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."
- "If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently."
- "Winning."
- "I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA."
- "C’mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn’t even trying. I wasn’t even warm."
- "Winning."
- "Bring me Dr. Clown shoes."