Because all the Hispanic facillities were completely full, a Mexican family decided to put their Grandfather in an Italian nursing home.
After a few weeks in the facility, they came to visit grandpa."How do you like it here?" asks the grandson. "It's wonderful!, everyone here is so courteous and respectful", says Grandpa.
We were worried that this was the wrong place for you."Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents". "There's a musician here -- He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!"
"There is a judge in here -- He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him 'Your Honor'!"
"There's a dentist here -- He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'!"
"And me -- I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me "The F-ing Mexican"
After a few weeks in the facility, they came to visit grandpa."How do you like it here?" asks the grandson. "It's wonderful!, everyone here is so courteous and respectful", says Grandpa.
We were worried that this was the wrong place for you."Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents". "There's a musician here -- He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!"
"There is a judge in here -- He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him 'Your Honor'!"
"There's a dentist here -- He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'!"
"And me -- I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me "The F-ing Mexican"