NOTICE
TO ALL VISITORS
What you are about to whitness is a citizen band radio station,
Not licenced by the Federal Communications Commission in Washington,DC.
Before you ask the question,Here are the answers;
1) The total cost of this equitment cannot be discussed here as it creates marital conflicts.
2)No, we cannot send a message to your brother in Hong Kong,we sugest you call Western Union.
3) This is strictly a hobby; we do not have the facilities or the time to fool around TV sets,radios or Hi-Fi. We can recommend a good service man.
4) Yes, An antenna in the back yard is essential to the operation of the equitment.
5)The farthest we have contacted is in the Ubangiland.
6) The cards on the wall are called "QSL cards" They are confirmation of contacts made with other stations.
7) It is technically impossible for this stations equitment to interfere with television reception, telephones or stereo systems. Any interference problems of that nature are coused by design flaws in the home entertainment devices themselves.
8 A citizen band radio station may only be operated by a highly qualified, technically skilled electronics expert. It takes dedication, training and intelligence to reach the level of competence that justifies one not licensed by the United States government. Therefore, it is NOT considered inappropriate to show proper awe, respect and general obsequiousness when I discuss my hobby or operate the controls.
FURTHERMORE....
If you are granted the extreme honor of being invited to speak into the microphone,Please observe the following rules:
1)speak in a low and soothing tone
2)Do not disagree with me in any manner
3) Say no bad words and tell no off-color jokes.
4) It is customary for guest to make complimentary remarks about this station and its operator when talking to other stations on the air.
Do not touch anything, Turn any knobs, Sit on equitment ect.
I have lost several visitors by electrocution in the past few weeks.
TO ALL VISITORS
What you are about to whitness is a citizen band radio station,
Not licenced by the Federal Communications Commission in Washington,DC.
Before you ask the question,Here are the answers;
1) The total cost of this equitment cannot be discussed here as it creates marital conflicts.
2)No, we cannot send a message to your brother in Hong Kong,we sugest you call Western Union.
3) This is strictly a hobby; we do not have the facilities or the time to fool around TV sets,radios or Hi-Fi. We can recommend a good service man.
4) Yes, An antenna in the back yard is essential to the operation of the equitment.
5)The farthest we have contacted is in the Ubangiland.
6) The cards on the wall are called "QSL cards" They are confirmation of contacts made with other stations.
7) It is technically impossible for this stations equitment to interfere with television reception, telephones or stereo systems. Any interference problems of that nature are coused by design flaws in the home entertainment devices themselves.
8 A citizen band radio station may only be operated by a highly qualified, technically skilled electronics expert. It takes dedication, training and intelligence to reach the level of competence that justifies one not licensed by the United States government. Therefore, it is NOT considered inappropriate to show proper awe, respect and general obsequiousness when I discuss my hobby or operate the controls.
FURTHERMORE....
If you are granted the extreme honor of being invited to speak into the microphone,Please observe the following rules:
1)speak in a low and soothing tone
2)Do not disagree with me in any manner
3) Say no bad words and tell no off-color jokes.
4) It is customary for guest to make complimentary remarks about this station and its operator when talking to other stations on the air.
Do not touch anything, Turn any knobs, Sit on equitment ect.
I have lost several visitors by electrocution in the past few weeks.
