One Track Mind

[ButtFuzz]

On my way home from work yesterday, I was monitoring 27.185 and heard this same guy I've heard for the past twenty years agitating everyone with the same phrase. So... in honor of CB Morons, here's my list of long-time wonderful inquiries and responses heard on the RadioTardOPhone...


"I ain't got no panties on!" <-- Same dude has been doing this on Ch 19 for 15+ years.

"Shut up, stoopid!"

"40 miles-an-hour!, 40 miles-an-hour!" <-- Heard at the scalehouse because new truckers just cant seem to reckon the scales will actually WORK if you maintain 40 mph across the dang things...

Please add your favorites... not so favorites...

 

[loosecannon]

"where's all the women at? " LOL

"swat!!!!!!!!!"

"what'd he say?"

"im comin to find you, then im gonna kick yer ass!"

"(the whistling song. you know the one)"

"i wish i had a big radio."

"come in, come on, commode"


LC

 

[Peddler]

"come in, come on, commode"

Sounds like Hamer

 

[Wire Weasel]

Shut Up !! ButtFuzz no way..Jebus save us ! We got a "I ain't got no panties on" dirty old man keyclown within my receiving range too. Must be some sort of plague, spreading across this great land of ours...the purple mountain majesties and such.

"Shutup Stupid", another handy phrase in common use....but around here, its use is well deserved most of the time. So shutup stupid stays.

Most annoying around here is newbies asking for a "radio check"....when what they really want is to talk to somebody. And they'll do it over and over for months and you just want to hunt them down and strangle them with their mic cords and rip their....uh...oh.....alright, sorry about all that..nevermind.

 

[ButtFuzz]

Crotch Critters due to no panties on...

Shut Up !! ButtFuzz no way..Jebus save us ! We got a "I ain't got no panties on" dirty old man keyclown within my receiving range too.

Oh, yeah! And not only that, but I'm pretty sure he (and it IS a he...) was doing that back in 1985 when I left this God-forsaken town. I mean talk about staying power!

I live within easy earshot of I-81 in the Sunny Salem/Roanoke Valley, VA.


"Slap!"

(And he still doesn't have any panties on!)

 

[Happy_Hamer]

"blink blink flash flash and all that trucker trash"

"I aint never"

"DAMNIT SWIFT, GET OUT OF THE BIG TRUCK LANE!"

"North bound rollin, sittin in the middle, weighin your wagon"

"Bear in the air, checkin logbooks"

 

[Happy_Hamer]

Hams have a radio courtesy and ask if the frequency is in use.

Well what I do is ask "IS MY FREQUENCY IN USE?"

Moleculo listened in on 75 meter when I did that, them OF's went bonkers yelling at me!

 

[Sonwatcher]

I always find it amusing when a trucker is cussin' out a 4 wheeler over the CB like he's talking to them. But the 4 wheeler has no CB.:blink:

 

[Wire Weasel]

For ch 19 stuff, I live 25 miles away from an Interstate. Don't hear the 4 watt mobiles, but I'm adjacent to a stretch of Int. that has a few truck stops and servicing places along the way. So I've go like 5 different CB Shops/ truck wash/ high speed polish shops yakking and advertising all the ding dang day. Pisses most locals off pretty good. The shops get hooted at and screwed with most of the time.

 

[Cajun Invader]

I always find it amusing when a trucker is cussin' out a 4 wheeler over the CB like he's talking to them. But the 4 wheeler has no CB.:blink:

 

[WX2MIG]

Most annoying around here is newbies asking for a "radio check"....when what they really want is to talk to somebody. And they'll do it over and over for months and you just want to hunt them down and strangle them with their mic cords and rip their....uh...oh.....alright, sorry about all that..nevermind.

That sounds like channel 68 on the VHF Marine bands around here WW, all friggin day long you'll hear every assclown and his mother asking for a radio check, much in the same way the newbies on CB are just looking for someone to talk too, these guys use it as an opening line to ask others where they are catching fish. If that's not bad enough, the worst is when some dickweed lets his little kid play with the radio, they hear people asking for radio checks all day, so that's exactly what they do, and you just want to kill the little bastard....and the idiot parent that let him play on the radio.....

It might not be CB, but it's still radio, and for me it's......
"any Captain out there for a radio check, come back to the (fill in boat name here)"

 

[2at124]

CH 17 in cape may is very lively in the evenings Its like the jerry springer of the cb band

 

[Sickpuppy22]

Oh, yeah! And not only that, but I'm pretty sure he (and it IS a he...) was doing that back in 1985 when I left this God-forsaken town. I mean talk about staying power!

I live within easy earshot of I-81 in the Sunny Salem/Roanoke Valley, VA.


"Slap!"

(And he still doesn't have any panties on!)

I feel Sorry for his significant other having to was his fecal stains off his jeans every time he get all rilled up about not having panties on hehe,

on a side note i keep hearing some truck wash from NY up here in montreal and tis a pain in the ass.

 

[Gearhead]

There's a guy near chicago that always says "Now who wants to come over here and watch me poop?, come on, I know there's someone out there that wants to watch me poop! I'm over here at the -insert truck stop here- and feel a big stinky one buiding up, so who wants to come out here, and watch me poop? Now don't be shy, there ain't nuthin wrong with a grown man watching another grown man take a poop!"
He's out there day after day, and I've heard him for over 7 hours once.

 

[2at124]

There's a guy near chicago that always says "Now who wants to come over here and watch me poop?, come on, I know there's someone out there that wants to watch me poop! I'm over here at the -insert truck stop here- and feel a big stinky one buiding up, so who wants to come out here, and watch me poop? Now don't be shy, there ain't nuthin wrong with a grown man watching another grown man take a poop!"
He's out there day after day, and I've heard him for over 7 hours once.

I guess that day he had a hard time going poop LOL