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Found this on the wall at work.
The pentagot announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
These Alabama,Arkansas,Georgia,Kentuky,Mississippi,West Verginia,Missouri,Oklahoma,Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and be given only the following facts about the terrorist:
1. The season opened today.
2:There is no limit.
3:They taste just like chicken.
4:They dont like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5:They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by friday.
The pentagot announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
These Alabama,Arkansas,Georgia,Kentuky,Mississippi,West Verginia,Missouri,Oklahoma,Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and be given only the following facts about the terrorist:
1. The season opened today.
2:There is no limit.
3:They taste just like chicken.
4:They dont like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5:They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by friday.
