Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form
and will be marketed as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink,
and it gives new meaning to the terms "cocktails," "highballs," and "stiff drink."
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "MOUNT & DO"
and will be marketed as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink,
and it gives new meaning to the terms "cocktails," "highballs," and "stiff drink."
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "MOUNT & DO"