A MALE FAIRY TALE

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Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess Will you marry me? The Princess said NO And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and hunted and raced cars and fucked skinny big titted broads and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up ..... The end

 

[TonyV225]

LMAO!!!!!!!

 

[GnG8d]

Amen!

 

[wavrider]

 

[HiDef]

And the divorce lawyers were forced to seek honest work flipping burgers...

 

[Wire Weasel]

ROTFLMAO

 

[BJ radionut]

A Slice of Heaven

A Cowboy walked into a drug store in Waco, Texas and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there. She then asked if she could help him. The cowpoke said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional, and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.

The cowboy then agreed and began by saying ....... "This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a ...a..a..a...a Permanent Erection. It causes me a lot of problems, and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it."

The pharmacist said "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister." When she returned, she said "We discussed it at length, and the absolute best we can do is as follows:







One-third ownership in the store

A company pickup truck

Two home cooked dinners a week

And $3,000 a month in living expenses."




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PS: I Love the New Truck!
All the Best
BJ


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[wavrider]

BJ that was awesome

 

[ONAWHIM]

Balls said the Queen, and the King laughed cause he had to...

 

[GnG8d]

And the divorce lawyers were forced to seek honest work flipping burgers...

Truer words were never spoken!