makes me think,kid graduated college. He went in this huge supply house lookin for a job.secretary sent him to the owner who was settin behind his newspaper smokin a big stogie.
He asked the kid what he needed?
The kid said i graduated college n i got these degrees. Old guy kept smokin n readin his paper,he got up after he finished readin paper n said yep we can use you.
He opened the door behind him to the warehouse n said here is a good broom start sweeping.
The kid said but i got these degrees a BA ,a BS n 3 others.
Old man laid his stogie in an ash tray n said OPPS MY BAD LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO SWEEP THE FLOOR.
Those certificates fit in here somehow? HahahaHAHAHAHAHA