BIG 10-4 LOLJesse , Boy you got that right ! I learned that many years ago !
Back when I was a teen the locals tried to hook me up with "Pork Chop" .. well that handle should have been enough.. but against better judgment (testosterone) I drove to the gas station a couple towns away. When pork chop came into view (from quite a distance away)... I just kept on driving.. back on home. My locals got a good laugh for a while after that.
She did sound sexy though
One thing about "CB"...when you do finally meet someone you been talking to on the radio, they never-ever look quite like you imagined them too...