Funny job listing

[Superidgit]

So Ive been looking for a part time job on top of my 40 hour one to bring in some extra money. So I go to Craigslist just to see whats out there. And I find this link, which is really close to where I live, Matter of fact I can walk there and back in under 5 minutes. When you go inside and walk up to the counter you will many funny saying posted about the bulletproof glass. Like "If the customer is on their cell phone 90% of the time they are wrong."

Any how read through it.

funny job listing

 

[eagle1911]

Oh man I'm gonna contact that person right away.. with such a glamorous rundown, simply oozing raw prestige, a dream job like that won't be around long.

 

[Superidgit]

Oh man I'm gonna contact that person right away.. with such a glamorous rundown, simply oozing raw prestige, a dream job like that won't be around long.

when you walk in and meet the manager you'll see he is just straight up.


he should be transceiver repair dude cuz he is anal at the same pleasant.

 

[Superidgit]

BTW do you have any sub sammich making abilities?


sounds like a law suit waiting to happen.

 

[pro151]

Truth in advertising on that listing.

 

[eagle1911]

Lol.. that's for sure. Straight up or not, I'd sure never work for 'em. I like working for people that have at least a little respect for the employees that help make their world go 'round. If you're gonna tell me straight up that the job is crap, I'm gonna tell you straight up to give it to someone else. Brutal honesty isn't always the best policy, especially when marketing something.. it's all about tact in those cases. Also, in my world you get what you pay for.. and $7.50/hr won't buy much from me. I could *probably* be convinced to give the management a detailed assessment of the store's available in-house television programming or internet access for that money..

 

[kd-5-bgt]

as long as I dont have to clean the bathroom...hell I am game

 

[Superidgit]

as long as I dont have to clean the bathroom...hell I am game

HAHA

 

[TonyV225]

I wonder if you would have to clean the bathrooms?? op:

 

[Qwazyone]

I wonder if you would have to clean the bathrooms?? op:

That might have been mentioned in the ad, I will look again

 

[jessejamesdallas]

Oh man, that sounds like a job thats too good to be true! And they even are willing to pay ya $7.50 a hour!

Someones going to jump all over that one...