I'm sure I don't live anywhere near anyone that's posted here so far , and yet I've heard most of what's been posted happen right here where I live over the last 15 years . LMAO
Anyway, here's just one story from my CB days of the past :
We use to have a man that would get up in the morning stroll down to the local Liquor store and buy a 1 gallon bottle of Vodka . By night time , he was good and Drunk . The whole time he was working on emptying that bottle , he was talking on the CB, a lot of really interesting stories and conversations came from him and that bottle . The one thing about him was he'd start an argument with somebody and always say this :
"Why don't you come over here to my Tee-Pee , and we'll discuss this Man to Man" .
Why was it funny ? First because of how he said it , and second because he didn't have one single drop of Indian in him anywhere . Anyway , he'd pass out ... wake up the next morning and do it all over again.
Anyway, here's just one story from my CB days of the past :
We use to have a man that would get up in the morning stroll down to the local Liquor store and buy a 1 gallon bottle of Vodka . By night time , he was good and Drunk . The whole time he was working on emptying that bottle , he was talking on the CB, a lot of really interesting stories and conversations came from him and that bottle . The one thing about him was he'd start an argument with somebody and always say this :
"Why don't you come over here to my Tee-Pee , and we'll discuss this Man to Man" .
Why was it funny ? First because of how he said it , and second because he didn't have one single drop of Indian in him anywhere . Anyway , he'd pass out ... wake up the next morning and do it all over again.