This is not the type of Redneck jokes we hear...
We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to
Take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that
Values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand
Before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd
Choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.
Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are
Made of .
You might be a redneck if:
It never occurred to you to
Be offended by the phrase, 'One nation,
Under God..'
You might be a redneck if:
You've never protested about seeing the
10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if:
You still say ' Christmas'
Instead of 'Winter Festival.'
You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head
When someone prays.
You might be a redneck if:
You stand and place your hand over your
Heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if:
You treat our armed forces veterans
With great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned an
American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a redneck if:
You know what you believe and you aren't
Afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if:
You respect your elders and
Raised your kids to do the same.
Some of you are so old you don't
Have elders to respect.
You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last
Dollar to a friend.
You might be a redneck if:
You believe in God & Jesus and
Believe that others have the right
To believe in which ever God
They believe in as long as their
God does not tell them to kill anyone
Who does not believe the same
As they do!!!!!
Keep the fire burning, redneck friend.
(From Armando Lioss on Google Plus)
We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to
Take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that
Values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand
Before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd
Choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.
Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are
Made of .
You might be a redneck if:
It never occurred to you to
Be offended by the phrase, 'One nation,
Under God..'
You might be a redneck if:
You've never protested about seeing the
10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if:
You still say ' Christmas'
Instead of 'Winter Festival.'
You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head
When someone prays.
You might be a redneck if:
You stand and place your hand over your
Heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if:
You treat our armed forces veterans
With great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned an
American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a redneck if:
You know what you believe and you aren't
Afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if:
You respect your elders and
Raised your kids to do the same.
Some of you are so old you don't
Have elders to respect.
You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last
Dollar to a friend.
You might be a redneck if:
You believe in God & Jesus and
Believe that others have the right
To believe in which ever God
They believe in as long as their
God does not tell them to kill anyone
Who does not believe the same
As they do!!!!!
Keep the fire burning, redneck friend.
(From Armando Lioss on Google Plus)