I am a Redneck, are you?

[pro151]

This is not the type of Redneck jokes we hear...

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to
Take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that
Values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand
Before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd
Choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.
Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are
Made of .

You might be a redneck if:
It never occurred to you to
Be offended by the phrase, 'One nation,
Under God..'

You might be a redneck if:
You've never protested about seeing the
10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if:
You still say ' Christmas'
Instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head
When someone prays.

You might be a redneck if:
You stand and place your hand over your
Heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if:
You treat our armed forces veterans
With great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned an
American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if:
You know what you believe and you aren't
Afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if:
You respect your elders and
Raised your kids to do the same.
Some of you are so old you don't
Have elders to respect.

You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last
Dollar to a friend.

You might be a redneck if:
You believe in God & Jesus and
Believe that others have the right
To believe in which ever God
They believe in as long as their
God does not tell them to kill anyone
Who does not believe the same
As they do!!!!!

Keep the fire burning, redneck friend.

(From Armando Lioss on Google Plus)

 

[IDIeselman]

Guilty!

 

[74IN]

I'm not a redneck.

To me, that's a POed hillbilly
I'm a happy hillbilly!

 

[Blue Jay]

I'm proud of my Red Neck!

 

[jessejamesdallas]

Pro, did you get that in a eMail from someone?

Just wondering...someone (forgot who) sent me that in a email last week...Must be making the rounds....

 

[Mudfoot]

Armando sent it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VCQfyqw4M8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

[Eastside]

Pro, did you get that in a eMail from someone?

Just wondering...someone (forgot who) sent me that in a email last week...Must be making the rounds....

I seen it on FB.

 

[pro151]

Pro, did you get that in a eMail from someone?

Just wondering...someone (forgot who) sent me that in a email last week...Must be making the rounds....

Last line in my post:
(From Armando Lioss on Google Plus)

 

[redram71]

I dont care where it came from .......I am still a Redneck!

 

[Lil'Yeshua]

rural southern worker

My Cajun mother doesn't speak redneckese and thus I was raised. you can count me on all points, I qualify. patriotic? you bet ya! raised in school saying the pledge of allegiance,yep! Get choked up when the star spangled banner is sung? Yes and yes again! get angry when I see a socialist dumbing down our great nation?absolutely so! helping friends?no sweat

 

[glsmith1544]

I AM A REDNECK & PROUD OF IT!

Grew up on a grain/livestock (registered Angus) farm, showed in 4H/FFA/county fairs. Attended a one room schoolhouse my 1st 7 years of school. Sold seed corn/beans many years as a farmer dealer & then a DSM for Dekalb Seeds.

Plus, I qualify in every way listed in the 1st gentleman's post!!!!!!!!!!

Geoff S.

 

[Eastside]

My Cajun mother doesn't speak redneckese and thus I was raised. you can count me on all points, I qualify. patriotic? you bet ya! raised in school saying the pledge of allegiance,yep! Get choked up when the star spangled banner is sung? Yes and yes again! get angry when I see a socialist dumbing down our great nation?absolutely so! helping friends?no sweat

You ain't no redneck....y'all be a Coonass. j/k

 

[74IN]

You ain't no redneck....y'all be a Coonass. j/k

Don't just J/K, I was in Sulphur, LA for a while and they all call themselves that. At least the ones that could speak the lingo I can't understand,

 

[Mudfoot]

My Cajun mother doesn't speak redneckese and thus I was raised. you can count me on all points, I qualify. patriotic? you bet ya! raised in school saying the pledge of allegiance,yep! Get choked up when the star spangled banner is sung? Yes and yes again! get angry when I see a socialist dumbing down our great nation?absolutely so! helping friends?no sweat

Lol,

When I was 19 or so, I was to report to Belle Chasse Naval Air Station for a few months of training. I drove down a few days early to look for housing. I got lost, pulled into a parking lot when I saw a US Mail truck. I asked the guy how to get to the place. When he replied, I was like, WTF did he just say. My first encounter with Creole.

I thanked him, left and found a black dude that spoke jive.

 

[Eastside]

Don't just J/K, I was in Sulphur, LA for a while and they all call themselves that. At least the ones that could speak the lingo I can't understand,

Yeah...I know....my aunt Evelyn married one with the name Lecroix...I think they are a mixture of french and Indian?