I answered a post ...

[Low_Boy]

Too much eggnog?

I think rum in the eggnog.

 

[OldTech03]

Now that you mention it, we could use a WWDX Official Observer. He could work directly under Captain Kilowatt. Change his name to Private Picowatt, and I think it could work.

What does it pay " WWDX Official Observer job" I'm currently looking for a job as you all know so where do I send my resume?

 

[357magnum]

Yup ! December 22 ( Full Moon ) I was in rare form as always @ that Lunar Cycle , ask my Wife ! Let's see where did I leave my clothes this time ? Glad I'm not alone !

 

[jon666]

wow

 

[snow bird]

Corn In the eggnog Have a great day ALL

 

[kopcicle]

...looking for a moderator. No , not here, they know better.

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Why? I'm a bit of an ass, lack patience with ignorance, cultivate respect for others (not necessarily myself re: I'm an ass)
I'm technically competent, I have a thicker skin than most, (actually don't give two cold s***s what people think of me)
Amateur Extra that remembers his roots. AF7XT if you must know.
I work best when NOT tagged with moderator status. I gently suggest a different path in public, ask wtf-over? in private, and ask someone to take a few days off before enforcing it. No really I have a hair trigger and will kick someone to the curb for poor spelling, bad grammar, and any mention of domesticated donkeys. Okay it's one of the two I don't remember which.

Why not? See above.

Look, you probably don't need me . I'm reasonably sure I haven't needed you. I've been registered for years and posted once. Maybe that's ideal. Maybe that isn't what you need. It's radio I'm interested. It's azzhatz and I want to send them to the cornfield.
I already maintain or help maintain several forums in the thousands of active members range and am a firm believer in handing the keys to the inmates whenever possible, either because I'm lazy or the membership is quite capable of handling the azzhatz all by themselves without my meddling.


I wouldn't be available for spam clearing on a daily basis or even registration review. I would accept ad hoc email from user tabbed complaints and act within policy, or not. I get "creative" on occasion. Once required 300 words on respect for fellow human beings before allowing a user back in. Another essay was on the life of the Dung Beetle. Yet another was that the user pre-emptively PM 20 random users apologizing in advance of future offense.

Even if this might be a waste of my time and yours I hope if the application wasn't taken seriously (it was? Oh dear, there is work to be done here!) at least I may have provided a smile.

Merry what ever the hell makes you happy
and
All my hopes for a new year.

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~ I'll let you know if I get a response.

Well, here's the update.
I got banned for 11 months ...


No sense of humor

 

[psycho]

If someone hasn't been banned from at least one forum, they ain't trying hard enough.

 

[Handy Andy]

Ever had the feeling...

"You're just too smart for your britches"?

Well, here's the update.
I got banned for 11 months ...

No sense of humor

... they say - " It's lonely at the top."

Welcome back home.

(...I guess I'd better put in an Emoji else people are gotta' think it's some kind of insult...)

 

[TheRealPorkchop]

Well, here's the update.
I got banned for 11 months ...


No sense of humor

 

[psycho]

Well, here's the update.
I got banned for 11 months ...


No sense of humor

11 Months?? I guess you would be taking a time out in county rather than state!

 

[jon666]

one forum im banned for life lol bet you cant guess what forum, only because i told a guy he was asking to much for a radio he was selling

 

[Tallman]

one forum im banned for life lol bet you cant guess what forum, only because i told a guy he was asking to much for a radio he was selling

Could it be CBTALK? I'm banned there. Got into a heated discussion with a knot head over Standing Wave Ratio and got banned. I have not missed them at all.
That's where I got my first Dumbcusion.

 

[jon666]

winner, actually i dared him to ban me. was never going back anyway
if you buy anything it must be a Sponsor or you get threatened to be banned

 

[psycho]

I got banned by a Bozo too. That forum has little or no activity on it.

 

[TheRealPorkchop]

Well I’m gonna have to step my game up then, I only got banned from Copper, haha. Twice. Haha. Poor ole Lon, I drove the 808 up the wall I guess, well it was more like ole FM whose skin I got under.

When I came back as Undercover Brotha, that was the last straw for him, haha. RIP Tech808, I’m sorry I picked at you so bad about your typo for Sam Lewis, I just thought Same Lewis was hilarious.