IN RESPONSE TO THE EMAILS CONCERNING MY DOG Please be advised I am sick to death of receiving questions about my dog who mauled six illegals wearing Obama t-shirts, four Democrats wearing Pelosi t-shirts, two rappers, ten Zynga programmers, five phone operators who asked me to press #1 for English, nine teenagers with pants hanging down past their cracks, eight customer service desk people speaking in broken English, and three flag burners. FOR THE LAST TIME...MY DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!
With what's going on today, your dog would need Purina fortified with Xanax.