Lies Women Tell

[G-Golly Wally]

I'm a little late to the party, but here are some lies that I've heard.
It just happened!

It only happened once.

I don't know how he got out of jail? I didn't bail him out.

It was on clearance.

 

[Handy Andy]

It was on clearance.

That's a classic!

"Honey, these don't fit you or the perpetrator..."

 

[MadVeteran]

its not you, its me.

 

[Handy Andy]

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[secret squirrel]

I have never seen one that big before...

 

[secret squirrel]

I have never seen one that big before...

I am sure she was talking about my Smith and Wesson 629.