"Did you say shrimp? I LOVE shrimp! Shrimp gumbo, shrimp salad, fried shrimp, boiled shrimp, shrimp smoothies ...".
Well, maybe not THAT much. It's okay, though.
As the fisherman's wife said to her hubby, "Not tonight, honey. I have a haddock."
...distant rim shot...
Okay - how about this. Of the five items listed, which one does not belong, and why?:
Rainbow trout
Bluegill
Channel catfish
Largemouth Bass
A Chinese gentleman who's been flattened by a rockslide.
The first four are fish. The last one is a crushedasian.