My rant is on dorks that twist the phonetic alphabet to try and sound cool. To me, the phonetic alphabet is universally standardized for a reason.
king george 5 able winston douchbag this is willy bob 4 tomatoe ocean zanzibar
I heard one guy stateside spelling out his name, Phil, to a foreign operator that was having a bit of difficulty understanding English to begin with and the 4-land idiot was using the word "pickle" for the letter "P" and followed it up with "Henry" "Internet" and "Location....as in 'What is your location'" yeah he actually said everything in quotes. No wonder the poor foreign operator was confused. Not sure if the stateside operator was trying to be smart or showing how stupid he really was.