THE GREEN THING REVISITED

[Tallman]

So you were that other kid cutting into my business.......picked awl those good bike parts first, found my coke bottle stash, cutting my yards for a dollar less........ .....and Piggly Wiggly being out of soup bones We couldn't make good beans and rice for weeks.

Ooooh! Speaking of beans and rice........needing to cook some up. Stay away from my soup bones Tallman!

And you keep your mitts off of my soylent green.

 

[Redbeard U812]

 

[Tallman]

Ooooh! Speaking of beans and rice........needing to cook some up. Stay away from my soup bones Tallman!

You can have all of the soup bones you want. I found something better with more flavor.
I now use smoked Ham Hocks, or "Kielbasa" Sausage. There is actual non-human meat involved.

 

[Redbeard U812]

There is actual non-human meat involved.

....and those soup bones are human? Eeeeeek!

I did find a real good source of NHM the other day.......Roadkill. Couple opossums, and one well tenderized but quite flat cat. Cooked up Roadkill Gumbo. If you can get past the rank smell and weird sharp taste, it pretty palatable......but there seems to be this sticky coating in my mouth now that turpentine can't remove..........

 

[Tallman]

Sail rabbit is what they call that up here. I wonder if a buzzard is hit by a car do the other buzzards not eat it out of professional courtesy?