My wife makes all natural tweets, with oats and peanut butter and all sorts of good stuff. The dogs love them and we feel good feeding them!
I didn't bother to read TFA, but I guess I don't get why amateur radio should "die" in the face of online services. They are two completely different ways of communicating for different reasons. I also don't quite see why Twitter is considered amongst some as the "latest and greatest" means of communication that should obsolete all others. It seems to me that all methods should be able to coexist.