Riding in old Chevy pickup with bench seat coming back from deer hunt, my uncle Spike was so pleased with his new deer scents he decided to open a couple of em up. Daddy was driving and ran over a pothole, we were on our way to the ceremonial burger stop at LeBlanc's, Spike had the skunk out and spilled it all over the dash and himself.
It was damned cold, I was stuck in the middle. Daddy was driving with his head out the window, and Spike refused to roll the passenger side window down. He only had a white T shirt and camo pants.
Dad really didn't want to stop before, but now it seemed mandatory. We rolled up to Leblanc's and crawled out the truck gagging. Dad and I hurried inside to evade the stink while Spike was trying to locate the top to the skunk scent.....he didn't want to loose any more of his precious Pepe LePew aftershave.
We got our orders in quickly, then as we were trying to find a way out "before" Spike made his way in, he was swaggering in with a big grin and stated he had found the lid.
As Spike walked up to the counter, we cautiously made our way to the back wall, no where to hide, one way out. Talk about stink!
Well, the wonderful smell then permiated the entire dinner, patrons were gagging, grabbing their food and children like the place was on fire. Mrs. LeBlanc approached Spike to take his order.....
"Hi, Spike......Can I take....Oh My God, what is that smell!"
Gagging she backed up covering her nose. Her eyes were watering. Though she was gonna loose her stomach. Spike calmly started to place his order while me and Daddy slipped out.
Mrs. LeBlanc was back against the grill pointing "Out!". We are then laughing safely surrounded by cold fresh air. Spike hung his head and proceeded out only to be stampeded by hysterical patrons trying to exit the stench.
Mrs. LeBlanc gathered herself and came outside to take Spikes order. He stepped forward and she immediately told him to stand over yonder, about ten feet away, which obviously was not far enough due to the way her eyes were watering and the look on her face. We were rolling by then, gagging too.
She got his order, then firmly instructed Spike that under no circumstances should he enter the dinner, and that they will only bring the food out after he has gone over to the adjacent parkn lot to wait.