there is one tragic flaw that all of these CB trolls possess, and that is the compulsion to unkey the mic at some point and survey the havoc they assume they are causing.
I've seen it a million times. someone gets on the key and plays a tweety bird for 45 minutes straight, but eventually they will unkey for a minute or so.
that's the moment you strike back.
obviously there are many different forms this can take, but the one i have always found the most effective is to laugh at how badly their equipment performs.
if there is one thing a CBer is self conscious about, it's what they sound like on air.
if you can laugh haughtily and tell them that their mic is cutting out, or there is a loud hum in the background of their signal, etc, then you will usually find that they will be silent for a few minutes while they check everything, and that's when you really get going.
telling them how funny it is to see them running around their shack trying to figure out what is wrong, how laughable it is that someone with such a crappy radio setup would even bother trying to take over a channel, or how sad it is that you can only hear them when the channel gets quiet.
now here's the kicker, and the part that many find the most difficult.
turn your radio off. go do something else and let the troll do their worst.
this is how you get a guy to push his equipment past the point of no return.
His belief that you are still out there listening to him, but just won't respond anymore will drive him up the wall.
i have done this a few times and while it may or may not get rid of a troll, it provides some satisfaction that keeps the frustration down.
it is very funny to come back to the radio after an hour or two of doing something else, only to find this person still out there and hell bent on getting a response out of you.
im sure some of you will find this childish and stupid, and to that all i can say is,
i know you are but what am I.
LC