The Mooamar

[Wire Weasel]

My how the mighty are falling

Your old friend and mine, The Muammar

Gadafi...or is it Qaddafi or is it Graffiti or maybe Upchucky....heck even the news organizations can't seem to pick one and stick with it....the poor old guy is losing the kung fu grip.

But I never could figger out why he suffered from that curious self-esteem problem. I mean the boy was HSNIC, Dominator of his Domain and Chief of all Scenery which he could survey from his tent balcony. So why didn't he ever promote himself past Colonel? This saddens me to little end. I mean who could really pledge their dying allegiance give a good ol' tis' of thee to some chump colonel I mean really? He did have a half-assed taylor and some of his unirobes looked almost fashionable in a fictitious military movie kind of way. But no. He just wasn't smart enough in the end to make himself a Fifteen Star General or a Field Marshall Extraordinaire or even just a King.

This should forever be a lesson to you all...those of you who aspire to rule your own patch of land in North Africa one of these times and seek the love and service of your fellow and subordinate land......persons.

Ga' ahead and give yourself a fancier title. You just might be able to dictate for 50 or 60 years instead of just a measly 40.

 

[mackmobile43]

Shouldn't posts like this be in a political section, just saying

And who says he's going anywhere soon>?

 

[Wire Weasel]

This isn't political. This is humor. Sorry it went over your head.

 

[ONAWHIM]

Hmmm... my title?

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"Chief Cook and Bottle Washer" most days.

When I fix the plumbing leak or capture the bat that got in, then I'm proclaimed, "The Man".


As far as my dictator title?

Caesar sounds good.

All Hail Caesar!



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[mackmobile43]

This isn't political. This is humor. Sorry it went over your head.

I'm sure the people of Libya wouldn't consider your rantings as humor and I'm sorry you chose my post to stab another dagger in their hearts.

 

[Wire Weasel]

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

All Libyans on this forum and in Libya.... raise your hands.

And the majority of Libyans appear to be with the "opposition", which makes them the majority, and it is looking like the majority wants him gone.

And this Libyan majority, from whom I've heard from personally, got a great laugh from my joke, as I emailed it to them.

Let Freedom Ring

Live Long and Prosper

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

 

[GLR]

Does the Urantia book cover this situation?

 

[Wire Weasel]

What situation? My joke post? No, the book came out before I started this thread.

 

[GLR]

What situation? My joke post? No, the book came out before I started this thread.

Which post was a joke?

 

[Wire Weasel]

There's a joke about a post here?

 

[mackmobile43]

This isn't political. This is humor. Sorry it went over your head.

There's a joke about a post here?

this one

 

[loosecannon]

lets see if i can find an image online of a pot stirring a pot stirring a pot.


LC

 

[Wire Weasel]

lets see if i can find an image online of a pot stirring a pot stirring a pot.

LC

That would be a good one LC. For the benefit of the noobies here, MM43 and GLR are STILL....after all these years...trying to bait and pick on me.

Sigh

 

[ONAWHIM]

I took from the OP that this was humor with the request that we all come up with a name for ourselves,

Ga' ahead and give yourself a fancier title.

I seem to have missed something here.






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[Wire Weasel]

I took from the OP that this was humor with the request that we all come up with a name for ourselves,

I seem to have missed something here.

Hi ONAWHIM, No not really. I was saying that one should give themselves a fancier title other than "Colonel" if you are going to be the dictator of an African country...as in....Colonel Muammar Kadafi. That's his title.