Warning! Do Not invade my 6 foot Perimeter. You have been warned!

[Tallman]

If you invade my sovereign 6 foot perimeter one of two things will happen or maybe both.
You could catch a case of lethal lead poisoning of the .40 caliber variety.
Or you could be sprayed with a noxious aromatic fluid of unknown origin.
Some will try to wash it off others will try to set you on fire.

 

[Slowmover]

(Munching crackerjack)

An underarm body band with 108” steel whips affixed in a radial pattern.

Penetration accompanied by helmet siren and red strobe lights.

.

 

[Handy Andy]

Curb Feelers for Drunken Drivers?

OR

Proximity Sensors for Lot Lizzards?

 

[Norm Garland]

I just quit taking showers. Most people won't come within a 20 foot circle, further on the downwind side.

 

[Redbeard U812]

Most folks here are comprehensive of distancing. Friend had some hussy at wallywart not abiding. He stated so, she got upset and proceed tossing her merchandise onto conveyor. Not the designated protocol stated on signs. He asked her politely to stop and just wait, nope, just kept slinging crap up. She got ugly, verbally, but according to him her face already looked like a catcher's Mitt. Well, the manager was right there. Told the woman, very abruptly and with no other alternative, to abide by the rules or she could do her shopping elsewhere. Result was her slinging her cart out into island display, knocking items to floor. She was immediately escorted from the premises. Friend apologizes to mgr. Store mgr let him know he did right by protest. Found out yesterday we have escalated cases now, 13 I think, and one was at wackoworld on the 30th. Great! Was there just yesterday getting tomato stakes.

 

[Road Squawker]

... and this dum azzz got a felony battery charge

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/coronavirus/social-distancing-battery-278593

 

[Road Squawker]

....

 

[Slowmover]

I just quit taking showers. Most people won't come within a 20 foot circle, further on the downwind side.

You’re way behind. Truckers been doing that for years.

Your new friends from the hobo jungle will be up & close shortly . . . you’re new with that haircut and clothes that fit.

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[Redbeard U812]

You’re way behind. Truckers been doing that for years.

Your new friends from the hobo jungle will be up & close shortly . . . you’re new with that haircut and clothes that fit.

.

Been told most truckers just use a thumb nail to clean certain cracks or crevices

 

[Slowmover]

Been told most truckers just use a thumb nail to clean certain cracks or crevices

Get that left thumbnail to grow extra-long and start adding coats of polyurethane to both sides.

About 3/4” past skin on underside.

Then a one-edge bevel.

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[Tallman]

This one is a man and his wife getting pissed over social distancing.
https://www.wdrb.com/community/lmpd...cle_86d67e60-7819-11ea-bb2a-9320bc226cb8.html

There have been no charges filed at this time. If I had been there I promise they would be setting his broken bones and mining for all of the high velocity lead poisoning I would have donated.

 

[TheRealPorkchop]

If you invade my sovereign 6 foot perimeter one of two things will happen or maybe both.
You could catch a case of lethal lead poisoning of the .40 caliber variety.
Or you could be sprayed with a noxious aromatic fluid of unknown origin.
Some will try to wash it off others will try to set you on fire.

Been told most truckers just use a thumb nail to clean certain cracks or crevices

I resent that, I do not.

This one is a man and his wife getting pissed over social distancing.
https://www.wdrb.com/community/lmpd...cle_86d67e60-7819-11ea-bb2a-9320bc226cb8.html

There have been no charges filed at this time. If I had been there I promise they would be setting his broken bones and mining for all of the high velocity lead poisoning I would have donated.

You’re a violent little fella, aren’t ya?

 

[Slowmover]

“Tallman”, . . kinda like callin’ a pro offensive guard, Tiny?

 

[Redbeard U812]

I resent that, I do not.

Way that was presented, makes one wonder if you have actually used a thumb nail?

 

[Slowmover]

Way that was presented, makes one wonder if you have actually used a thumb nail?

He didn't carve the concave scoop on the underside.

It’s a steady hand & eye with the Dremel using a mirror after getting the edge beveled.

Musta tried store-bought. Sharp edges. Bad memories.