Covid Cooking- Culinary Cuisine

[G GOLLY WAlly]

Some Beans.
Frijoles

Well now, don't I feel silly

 

[Slowmover]

Well now, don't I feel silly

Continue as before. I’m messin’ with the ‘beard.

Although, some beans, sure does sound like some-bees after cracking Lone Star #19.

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[Slowmover]

I prefer the home made chili to canned as well. But if you don't have time to go from scratch It works until the real stuff comes along.

A can of Kaiser Bills favorite
And a pack of Saltines.

All the pleasures of three-day roadkill and none of the prep mess.

 

[Redbeard U812]

Actually, the cured ham was on sale weeks ago. A $21 ham for $6 because it was on it's last day at HEB. Left it in the fridge for couple more days to age, or ripen if prefer. Frijoles, baby limas 2 lbs. Cooked up quick in insta pot pressure cooker. Add garlic and onion, that were of questionable age, to mask that tangy flavor of that zombie ham. Some Tony's and other spices, proprietary knowledge there. Think formaldahyde. Simmer for couple hours. Got out the bells that were on ventalators in the fridge, cut out the rotten spots and gut. Add what's left of bell peppers to pot. Retrieved the strange meat from fridge and whack up with machete till it quits moving. Best done outside on picknik table then use garden hose to rinse. Transport body parts to pot and insert by jamming in with toilet plunger until below lid level. Pressure cook for another 20 minutes.

 

[Redbeard U812]

Now, what's left is about two weeks old. Nuked up in micro. Served in official Don Julio guac bowl. Currently suffering mild side effects. Gas and some dysentery. Resolved with Gaviscon and Imodium. Remember what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.

 

[Shadetree Mechanic]

Ummm! I jus dun know wat to say! SMDH

I prefer coffee flavored coffee. Black. When you add stuff to coffee, its not coffee anymore. haha

 

[Redbeard U812]

I prefer coffee flavored coffee. Black. When you add stuff to coffee, its not coffee anymore. haha

Much less tree bark. That started back in depression to "stretch " the coffee

 

[Slowmover]

Actually, the cured ham was on sale weeks ago. A $21 ham for $6 because it was on it's last day at HEB. Left it in the fridge for couple more days to age, or ripen if prefer. Frijoles, baby limas 2 lbs. Cooked up quick in insta pot pressure cooker. Add garlic and onion, that were of questionable age, to mask that tangy flavor of that zombie ham. Some Tony's and other spices, proprietary knowledge there. Think formaldahyde. Simmer for couple hours. Got out the bells that were on ventalators in the fridge, cut out the rotten spots and gut. Add what's left of bell peppers to pot. Retrieved the strange meat from fridge and whack up with machete till it quits moving. Best done outside on picknik table then use garden hose to rinse. Transport body parts to pot and insert by jamming in with toilet plunger until below lid level. Pressure cook for another 20 minutes.

LOL. That’s one great description.

 

[Tallman]

Zombies and beansView attachment 35755
Best served in favorite guac bowl after a week or two of fermentationView attachment 35756
That sweet tangy taste is irresistible. Although side effects include but not limited to stomach pain, diarrhea, hot flashes, hallucinations, headache, delusions of grandeur, and flatulence. It's worth every bite.

One side effect I heard of was a case of UTI even though you don't remember an encounter..

 

[Slowmover]

Much less tree bark. That started back in depression to "stretch " the coffee

AND you can drink mightily-stout three pots per day as I once did.

Cafe au lait

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[Tallman]

Actually, the cured ham was on sale weeks ago. A $21 ham for $6 because it was on it's last day at HEB. Left it in the fridge for couple more days to age, or ripen if prefer. Frijoles, baby limas 2 lbs. Cooked up quick in insta pot pressure cooker. Add garlic and onion, that were of questionable age, to mask that tangy flavor of that zombie ham. Some Tony's and other spices, proprietary knowledge there. Think formaldahyde. Simmer for couple hours. Got out the bells that were on ventalators in the fridge, cut out the rotten spots and gut. Add what's left of bell peppers to pot. Retrieved the strange meat from fridge and whack up with machete till it quits moving. Best done outside on picknik table then use garden hose to rinse. Transport body parts to pot and insert by jamming in with toilet plunger until below lid level. Pressure cook for another 20 minutes.

You cook like my ex-wife! We were having a party to celebrate an accomplishment of my son and they asked who was cooking as long as I was cooking they accepted.
She could burn water.

 

[Redbeard U812]

You cook like my ex-wife! We were having a party to celebrate an accomplishment of my son and they asked who was cooking as long as I was cooking they accepted.
She could burn water.

Oh contrare, what I cook gets very high regards. If I tell you a cow turd is biscuit, better bet you can damn well eat it, and like the taste.

 

[357magnum]

Ya Beat me to the HF Coaster comment ! I make my Chili one way only , my Aunt that passed a few years back that lived in Allen Tx sent me & oven mit that's all now faded over 40 years ago . On it it says " Texas Red & Long Neck " Texas Chili . Around here ( & I did also ) people make their Chili w/ Hamburger . This one uses Cube Beef ( stew meat ) & uses Pinto beans . I use Deer Meat a lot also but Iv'e made my Chili using that recipe since she sent it to me . Rip Aunt Helen & Thank You ! 73 , Leo

 

[Slowmover]

Oh contrare, what I cook gets very high regards. If I tell you a cow turd is biscuit, better bet you can damn well eat it, and like the taste.

There’s that Beer #21 problem.

Cooking, nay, the wizardry of goumandry that’s like the finest Parisian dress-making; NOTHING left to chance.

Haute Couture

and it comes out one could swear it had to do with cow excrement (?).

Been a half-century since the French lessons, Barbe-Rouge, and these ears make mistakes.

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[Slowmover]

“Your pardon, sir”.